people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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