Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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