Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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