just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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