so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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