so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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