I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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