small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
he fucked my hip out of place.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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