So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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