You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
