just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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