I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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