sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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