Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.