Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm getting married
To pizza
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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