Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Who died my cat blue again?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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