quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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