Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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