I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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