So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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