I just cut my nipple shaving
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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