Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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