Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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