SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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