found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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