Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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