How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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