its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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