Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
When are your genitals available?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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