Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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