I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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