The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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