I'm lost and stupid without you.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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