What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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