if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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