were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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