chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
How external is "for external use only"?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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