Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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