fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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