Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.