He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.