Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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