Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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