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I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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