operation have a gay friend backfired
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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