Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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