I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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