I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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