And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I need to calm my uterus...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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