i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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