my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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