yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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