Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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