yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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