Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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