My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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