I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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